A Sedition mukht Blog meant as a LOL
The
ink on my forefinger is still on though its spread is getting leaner and
leaner. It is déjà vu for Modi and his party- better known as Modi –Shah party(MSP)
and not as BJP or its distant cousin NDA. India re-experienced the euphoria of
downing Congress and swimming with Modi as
it did in 2014 and the present jubilation is over the re-coronation of a Supremo
whose self confidence continues to blaze through his slogan ‘Modi hai to Mumkin
hai’. The vociferous chant “All hail,
Namo, hail to thee” has currently been overtaken by ‘Jai Sri Ram’ echoing from
the Parliamentary hall. It is one way of strengthening their pious resolve to model themselves on the MaryadaPurush to
re-establish Ramrajya in Bharat. I do not
know if Sri Ram would have endorsed this holy cry of Modi Bhakts now turned
into Ram Bhakts. How many of our honourable MPs remember Gandhiji’s concept of Ramrajya
which he wrote in 1929. Gandhiji said: “By Ramrajya I do not mean Hindu Raj. I mean
by Ramarajya, Divine Raj, the Kingdom
of God. For me Rama and Rahim are one and the same deity. I acknowledge no
other God but the one God of truth and righteousness. Whether Rama of my
imagination ever lived or not on this earth, the ancient ideal of Ramarajya is undoubtedly one of true democracy in
which the meanest citizen could be sure of swift justice without an elaborate
and costly procedure. Even a dog had received justice under Ramarajya”
The oath taking ceremony of the freshly minted
members has been on over the last two days There has been no interruption during
this oath taking exercise except for the silence now and then shattered by loud thumping of the
desks for some special members like Sadhvi Pragya and Smriti Irani. Smriti Irani was loudly cheered as the ‘giant
killer’ of this election. What an irony! She had defeated Rahul Gandhi who was
for all the modi acolytes a ‘pappu’. How did ‘pappu’ become a giant and Smriti
become a giant killer ? Her victory was akin to
wielding a sledge hammer to swat a fly. When the ‘bhakts’ go euphoric, they
tend to have short memories!
Victory is victory. It does not matter how
it happens. EVMs have lived upto their reputation and displayed Every Vote
Modi. Model Code of Conduct was scrupulously followed. Afterall what is in an
acronym”? MCC is also Modi Code of Conduct. How does it
matter if unemployment data was kept hidden and released only after the
elections when it showed the huge all time low of employment figures? Again why
fault the Modi sarkar when the elections have proved without doubt that people
vote for promises made and not promises fulfilled. Who is bothered about the
cacophony about unemployment, agrarian distress, faulty GST implementation,
demonetization disaster, failure of intelligence that brought the Pulwama
genocide, daily martyrdom of jawans and army majors etc. etc., when the ruling party not even once
referred to those contentious issues during the election speeches? They were non issues for them and the silence
of the ruling party made voters forget those issues. Master Strategy. The only
goal was to win elections. What a
paradox! In spite of overwhelming allegiance to Lord Ram, revered as dharmovigravan
(virtue incarnate) the Modi party followed only Lord Krishna
who said where victory is concerned, means should not matter..Gandhi differed
and insisted on means and not the ends.
That is why Sadhvi Pragya praised Godse for getting rid of Gandhi, the anti
Krishna. Well our epics are handy and
our Gita is a veritable treasure of quotable quotes for every occasion. Modi
party has a magnificent IT cell that can uncork the heady brew of politics and
spiritualism and assist its leaders to inebriate people with populist promises
of a Ram Mandir and a Ravana vadham where Ravana is in the West. The
muscularity of promises has a greater sway than the realistic emaciation of prosperity.
The PM was at its magnanimous
best when he delivered his first speech post election win. The heat of the elections
was over and he offered cold comfort to the opposition asking them to let
bygones be bygones which included the vitriolic attacks and blatant accusations
made against ex PMs now in heaven( who knows , say Modi bhakts- may be in hell
if not in water parched India.) Well, the victorious boxer after felling down
the opponents with punches below the belt, in keeping with the tradition of sportsmanship
offers his hand to the opponent to rise from the floor and embraces him. Modi
bhakts clapped their hands in admiration and saluted their leader for his magnanimity.
PM had greeted 2014 win with an
announcement of Swacch Bharat. He wielded the broomstick to clean the road that
unfortunately did not have filth and dirt. Anyhow gestures and photo ops are equal to a thousand words of oratory. If
2014 win started on a cleaning spree, 2019 win has begun with water that was
absent in keeping the toilets clean. To make amends for aswachh bharat, the PM has promised piped water to all rural
households. With water emergency currently in almost all the states and with women
queuing for water with empty buckets, PM’s announcement sounds like the
Biblical announcement “Let there be water and there was water.” The thirsty populace virtually quenched their
thirst over PM’s promise of water largesse. The earlier promise of chule mukht
Bharat was when PM gifted gas cylinders
to poor women which was well captured in the huge hoardings in all gas
stations. What if the second cylinder could not be bought? The PMs promise did
hold at least for twenty days. So the 2019 promise will certainly be a pipe dream. God bless our
PM for his watery promises.
2019 new session has coincided
with infant mortality in Bihar. There has been a stony stoic silence from the
PM and his political ally, the Bihar CM and his Deputy CM. What can they say when the villain
is the humble lychee , the AAF(aam admi fruit). Maybe our urban fatsos need
lychees to bring down their spiraling blood sugar level, but the urban man’s
ambroisa is the rural child’s poison. What can PM or CM and all their men do,
if lychee misbehaves!. Silence is the answer in such a situation, an art so
well practiced by our PM for five years and presently emulated by his allies.
PM is a man in a hurry. He should
not be likened to Nero who was fiddling when Rome was burning. So when children
are dying, when our soldiers are getting blasted and martyred, when water has become
a vanishing commodity, his ISRO team
with its Chandrayaan project is going to explore the southern part of the moon
in search of water. Dream big and that will be a comfort is the lesson to be
learnt.
Hence the PM dreams of one Nation, one poll.
This is priority for the Parliament as it will bring in an enormous saving for
the exchequer since the PM and his ace
deputy need not fly to make their Bharat Darshan all through the years. Only
once, and that should be enough to seal the poll. Good strategic thinking. But
the stupid emasculated opposition makes an inaudible protest as this would mean
federalism mukht bharat. But PM has his last laugh. Does it matter if we have
one more mukht? After all Hinduism preaches us that only body mukht souls can dare
dream of ascending to Heaven.
Hey, Modi bhakts, this is
sedition mukht blog and don’t seek my incarceration in Tis hazari barracks.
