Monday 13 May 2013

The Good Boy with Incendiary on the rooftop


                         The Good Boy with Incendiary on the Rooftop

Congress wins in Karnataka. Soon the media writes the obituary for Congress in the forthcoming elections. The headlines screech from the top of the newspaper and from the bottom of the TV channels: “Congress wins Karnataka, loses Delhi.”  Everyone has turned a soothsayer to  prophesy BJP’s Karnataka ‘corrugence’  to be replicated by Congress in the forthcoming state and general  elections slated for the latter part of this year.  The opposition –especially the BJP- is thumbing itsnose at Congress for winning a proxy victory in Karnataka. What a paradox! The victor’s glee is subdued while the vanquished’s glee is intense and unrestrained. BJP’s shrill orchestration for the hundredth time for PMs resignation has silenced the sound of the victor’s crackers. The PM’s sound of silence is increasingly deafening, for the BJP seems to hear PM’s mumchance admission of his guilt in it.
Speculation is rife about the possible winner in the forthcoming elections. Who will win is a billion rupee question. I am reminded of an old Tamil anecdote. A father was asked who among his four sons was the best. Father pointed to the rooftop and said the boy who was trying to set fire to the roof was the best. The bewildered look of the questioner prompted the father to reply that the other three were far more heinous and diabolical compared to this boy on the rooftop. We have the same dilemma in voting to power the party to govern us through the next five years.
The Congress has an impeccably honest PM who unfortunately can neither walk the talk nor talk the walk. Though it has a few capable ministers who are well educated, honest and intelligent it is handicapped by major scams that had fractured the moral and ethical spine of the nation. Even though the final word has not been pronounced either on Bansal’s complicity in his nephew’s underhand dealings or on the 2G scam involving DMK ministers, the media and the opposition have pronounced the Congress raj as scam raj claiming that it is public perception. It is not rocket science to find out who sets the agenda for public perception. What bodes more ill for the congress is it is hamstrung by policy paralysis.  Despite the best efforts of the government to table Bills for the Parliament to pass that would improve the nations’ economy and growth and food security, the Bills lie dormant on the table. BJP is not interested in the Congress agenda; it would rather be the Dog in the Manger begrudging the Congress any gain which it cannot have. Congress suffers from lack of a charismatic leader who can articulate well in Hindi and English. Except for Manish Tewari and some of the young guns like Scindia and Pilot, there are no bilingual orators  who can connect with the masses.
BJP has surfeit of volatile orators who lack sophistication in their attack on their opponents.   It is not interested in any form of debate or discussion unless it is confined to the TV studios. A continuous demand for the head of a minister(s) or the PM followed by a walk-out rather than debating and bringing a No confidence motion is its way of striking the ruling party with paralysis. Issues are not important, only personalities matter. It matters little  if the country comes to a standstill and BJP’s strategy of ‘No resignation, no parliament’ will continue . It has in Sushma Swaraj, their star female PM contender, the modern version of the Tamil classic –Ayiram Thalai Vangiya Aboorva Chintamani-  the gem of a woman who sought a thousand beheadings. For one Indian beheaded, she demands a hundred Pakistani heads. Her vow to shave her head if Sonia became PM revealed her anti-diluvian mindset  approving the age old barbaric tradition that demanded tonsure for a widow. She puts her foot into her mouth more often than not. Others in the race for PM’s gaddi constantly wear their ‘morals’ on their sleeve. I shudder to see their perpetual frown and listen to their homilies after their vacillation to remove Yedurappa in the mining gate scam and later Gadkari.  Modi the Narcissist boastfully rants because he thinks he has the oratory to get away with choice abuses and making humungous claims for minor achievements. Every so called ‘great speaker’ of the BJP cannot become a Vajpayee who never uttered unparliamentary language in his political career. The younger ones in the party simply follow the tone, tenor and language of their mentors. BJP is a party with men and women of words and no action.
Apart from CPM which is still living in the 19th century world of Engel and Marx and whose disastrous 15 year rule in Kolkatta revealed the bankruptcy of their ideology, we have regional satraps who harbour ambitions of national leadership with no knowledge of the complex world of which India is a minuscularly small part.  Aam Admi party, the new player in the political arena, propped up by the Media, has no agenda except to wallow in muck and mire to expose those who love doing murky deeds.
Who among these four major parties supported by the regional satraps can be identified as the good boy on the roof top?

Friday 3 May 2013

Mother India has a Parliament

                 Mother India’s Parliament (with apologies to Old Macdonald…)



Mother India has a silent Parliament
E-I-E-I-O,
Her Parliament  has 540 members
E-I-E-I-O,
With a noise  here,
And a noise there,
Here a noise , there a noise
Everywhere a noise - noise
 Mother India has a silent parliament ,
 E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament ,
 E-I-E-I-O.
Her parliament  has 39 parties
 E-I-E-I-O,
With a grunt  here,
And a grunt there,
Here a grunt, there a grunt,
Everywhere a grunt- grunt.
Mother India has a deafening Parliament
E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament,
E-I-E-I-O,
Her parliament  has 2 houses
E-I-E-I-O,
With a quack-quack here,
And a quack-quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack,
Everywhere a quack-quack.
Mother India has a rumbustious parliament ,
E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament ,
E-I-E-I-O,
Her parliament has two coalitions ,
E-I-E-I-O
One of the ruling party
The other of the opposition
Both with a neigh-neigh here,
And a neigh-neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh,
Everywhere a neigh-neigh
Mother India has a paralyzed parliament,
E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament,
E-I-E-I-O,
Her parliament  has shouting brigades
E-I-E-I-O,
With a hee-haw here,
And a hee-haw there,
Here a hee, there a hee,
Everywhere a hee-haw.
Mother India has a parliament
.Mother India has a quiescent Parliament
E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament
E-I-E-I-O,

Her parliament is filled with opposition screams ,
E-I-E-I-O,
With a scam here,
And a scam there,
Here a scam, there a scam,
Everywhere a scam-scam.
Mother India has a scam-ful Parliament
E-I-E-I-O.

Mother India has a silent parliament
E-I-E-I-O
That hardly transacts any issue
E-I-E-I-O
With all important Bills for people’s welfare
Unheard,undiscussed, undebated and stalled,
Here a ruckus, there a ruckus
Everywhere a ruckus-ruckus
Mother India has an adjourning Parliament
E-I-E-I-O
 Mother India has a silent Parliament
E-I-E-I-O
That has a five year tenure
It gleefully passes ten bills at most
The Finance Bills and the Railway Bills year after year
Mother India has a silent Parliament
That has its own  the credo-All pay and No work 
Mother India has a comatose parliament
E-I-E-I-O