Mother India has a Parliament

                 Mother India’s Parliament (with apologies to Old Macdonald…)

Mother India has a silent Parliament

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Her Parliament  has 540 members
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With a noise  here,
And a noise there,
Here a noise , there a noise

Everywhere a noise - noise

 Mother India has a silent parliament ,
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Mother India has a silent parliament ,
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Her parliament  has 39 parties
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With a grunt  here,
And a grunt there,
Here a grunt, there a grunt,
Everywhere a grunt- grunt.
Mother India has a deafening Parliament
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Mother India has a silent parliament,
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Her parliament  has 2 houses
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With a quack-quack here,
And a quack-quack there,
Here a quack, there a quack,
Everywhere a quack-quack.

Mother India has a rumbustious parliament ,
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Mother India has a silent parliament ,
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Her parliament has two coalitions ,
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One of the ruling party

The other of the opposition
Both with a neigh-neigh here,
And a neigh-neigh there,
Here a neigh, there a neigh,

Everywhere a neigh-neigh
Mother India has a paralyzed parliament,
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Mother India has a silent parliament,
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Her parliament  has shouting brigades
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With a hee-haw here,
And a hee-haw there,
Here a hee, there a hee,
Everywhere a hee-haw.
Mother India has a parliament

.Mother India has a quiescent Parliament
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Mother India has a silent parliament
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Her parliament is filled with opposition screams ,
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With a scam here,
And a scam there,
Here a scam, there a scam,
Everywhere a scam-scam.
Mother India has a scam-ful Parliament

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Mother India has a silent parliament

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That hardly transacts any issue

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With all important Bills for people’s welfare
Unheard,undiscussed, undebated and stalled,

Here a ruckus, there a ruckus

Everywhere a ruckus-ruckus

Mother India has an adjourning Parliament

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 Mother India has a silent Parliament

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That has a five year tenure

It gleefully passes ten bills at most

The Finance Bills and the Railway Bills year after year

Mother India has a silent Parliament

That has its own  the credo-All pay and No work 

Mother India has a comatose parliament

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