Har Har Kovind nee Modi nee Mahadev
The country is currently agog with new prayers
in obeisance to the Prime Minister, something that had not happened to any
other Prime Minister in the last seven decades. Millions of minions in the
ruling party, carefully nurtured and trained to sing paeans to the PM, have
started a new chant Har Har Modi
similar to the traditional chant Har Har
Mahadev. But under Shah-Modi duo, the new chant, has changed to Har Har
Kovind has emerged and that too, even before our hon’ble President Pranab
da has begun his packing.
Mahadev on the Kailash Mount
had mountimg anger to the point of opening
his third eye and punishing all the culprits who had changed their chant and
substituted Modi for MahaDev and had gone further to substitute Modi chant by
Kovind chant. What angered Mahadev most was this name Kovind was similar to Govind, the 187th and the 539th
name of Lord Vishnu, his Vaishnavite counterpart in Vishnu Sahasranama.
Govind is regarded as the poorna avatar
or the complete incarnation of Lord Vishnu whom the Vaishnavites regard as the
Supreme God.
Mahadev sent for Narad and
asked him to find out why the Indians -nay, the Hindus behaved like chameleons and
changed their loyalty so frequently. He permitted
him to charter the Pushpak Viman, the ancient Indian flying machine and fly to
Hindustan (Narad corrected him saying, “My lord, it is now Bharat”) and bring
back the FIR. “FIR against whom”, asked
Narad sotto voce. Mahadev was irritated and snapped: “First Information Report,
for me and not against anyone..”
Narad piloted the Viman to
alight in Ahmedabad to find out who Modi was and why they were chanting his
name Har Har Modi. Someone suggested
that he should look up the dictionary of Indian names to learn about the name
Modi. Promptly he googled the name Modi and learnt that the name Modi meant one who possessed a clever, original and independent mind, one with large
ambition and intolerant of those who set their goal at a low level, one with leadership
ability and would never be happy in a
subservient position, who was aggressive in nature and did not allow others any
freedom, one who was charming to those
who mattered, self confident, narcissistic,
loved travel and personal
appearance, one committed to ensure neatness and cleanliness, one known for caustic expressions and moods
and above all one who was a stress inducer to all those around him.
Narad was told to fly to Delhi to meet with Modi or his acolytes. He was also advised to read Quora Digest so
that he could learn more about Modi and why people chanted his name. He swiftly
glanced through QD and was convinced about Modi as an avatar purush ho had come into the world to destroy all evil doers
and corrupt sinners .He was hailed as
the man Nostrodamus had predicted to rule the world. People hailed him as the
new Messiah and cried loud Har Har Modi.
Narad knew that Shiva would be pleased
that this man Modi was like him, a destroyer of all filth and dirt, evil and
black money. Narad was able to recognize in Modi the physical manifestation of
Shiva proclaiming to free Bharat from Congress that was allegedly synonymous with evil and corruption. Har Har Mahadev (Everyone loves Shiva) was thus changed into Har Har Modi. Narad knew that Shiva
would be pleased that Modi was like him a destroyer who had vowed to carry out
his mission of rooting out all that is rotten in the state of Bharat.
But before Narad could board the Viman to return to Mount Kailsh, he
heard the new chant Har Har Kovind. He was puzzled and was keen to know about this
new divinity, Kovind. He dared not reach Shiva who might open his third eye and
consume him in anger if he spoke about Govind, the incarnation of Vishnu. Narad
dared not bring about a rift between Vishnu and Shiva in the present context
of Mahadev having to yield his place to Govind, though as Narad he was known to engineer such
conflicts among the Celestial gods and enjoy their discomfiture. But not now, as
the clash between the Preserver(Vishnu) and the Destroyer(Shiva) would be
disastrous , a total annihilation of the
universe.
Narad decided to make discreet inquiries about this Kovind. He met
someone who towered like a Shahenshah and who clarified that this Kovind was
not Govind, but a Dalit who belonged to the lowest and oppressed caste in the
Hindu varna system- the fifth caste or the panchnama- and who originally belonged
to the group of the sons of soil , who
were forced to carry filth and dirt on their heads and make the land clean for the rest of the
higher castes. Narad’s mercurial mind was reminded of Lord Shiva who once
assumed the role of a labourer and carried mud on his head to earn for his
living. He remembered that Shiva in Tamilnadu was called Pittukku Mann
Sumandavar. The Shiva story goes like this:
There was a temple to be
constructed. At the time of construction, the
king decreed that every household shall send one man to work on the temple’s
construction. An old lady of the village, with no male relatives requested a
vagabond known to her to serve in her honor in exchange for a sweet dish called
Puttu. The vagabond was actually Lord Shiva in disguise, who reluctantly
accepted the offer. At the construction site of the Prakara, Lord Shiva sang and
danced without working and irritated the constuction supervisor ,
he whipped Lord shiva on his back, an infliction of pain that was felt
immediately by all people in the world and left the mark of spine on the backs
of humanity. Henceforth , the supervisor and the king realised the folly and
begged his forgiveness.
Narad got into the Pushpak Viman to fly to Mount Kailash and present the FIR . He knew Shiva would be pleased to find
Kovind who came from a family of people who labored very much like him and give
his blessings to become the First Person of Bharat. But lo! Before he stepped into
the Viman, he got a message on his
spacenet that the Opposition had nominated a dalit lady for the president’s
post to challenge Kovind. The name was Meira. He knew that something wasnot
right, and diverted the Viman to Parvati’s residence to seek her advice. Parvati
was never a gender bender and was disturbed by the sudden onset of gender conflict.
She phoned Lord Vishnu for his opinion on the new development. The omniscient
Vishnu laughed and said why all this fuss and bother when the original Meera
had merged with Govind long time back. So it matters little whether it is
Kovind or Meira as it will be one and the same belonging to the same caste.
Narad heaved a sigh of relief as Parvati conveyed
Vishnu’s shrewd reply, Narad is now on his way to Mount Kailash to present the
FIR to cool Shiva and ensure that the icy mountain does not melt in Shiva’s
anger.
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