An
Old lady among Wise Men and Women
(with apologies to
Keats and Eliot)
I was pleasantly surprised on opening my inbox to get an
e-invitation to attend a seminar. I had retired eight years ago after a
pedestrian innings as an academic for nearly four decades that had a silver
lining at the fag end when I was elevated to the position of a Principal and
Dean in the University of Delhi. Eight years are too long to be in anyone’s
memory. Even Gandhiji and Nehruji are remembered only twice a year on their
birth and death anniversaries. Of course periodical references to these two great
men are made in seminars and from political platforms by ‘humble’ speakers who with
false modesty speak about their small steps as compared to their giant
strides. It is a well known truism that
out of sight is out of mind. Hence the e-invite put the fizz back in me and I
swirled round as though I was thirty-seven and not seventy-three. People at my
age pride themselves of being polite and courteous sending prompt reply mails,
forgetting the truth that we have nothing else to do. So I promptly replied
effusively expressing my happiness and gratitude for being remembered and that
I was more than willing to contribute to the seminar my hoary wisdom accumulated over four decades in my
academic profession.
I was there at the seminar hall on time lest I should be
noticed making a late entry. Little did I realize that times are not what they
were even as back as a decade. Today all
celebrity speakers come late and make a grand entry so that they are well and
truly noticed. Small made that I am ,
looking frail as my age warranted, I felt a pipsqueak to sit alone at the empty
circular conference table that had chairs for nearly thirty participants. I
took a back seat behind the chairs and waited for someone to recognize me,
greet me and say the usual polite words(even if they are not true) :”Oh, we are
so glad that you could make it despite your busy schedule. Please be seated in
the front row”. No such luck for me and the clock kept tick- tocking to prove
that time and tide wait for none.
After what seemed an interminable waiting,
a few voices were heard repeating those words that I had been waiting for – but
addressed to those celebrity arrivals who entered in casual attire with
uncombed hair and rugged appearance becoming of intellectuals and seminarists. In contrast I had put on a well ironed saree,
stiff and starched and had my thin hair in place in a neat bun, in keeping with the intellectual solemnity of
the day. I looked an odd member there and the forty odd years of teaching Keats
came to my mind as I wished to ‘ fade far away, dissolve and be
forgotten’. The number of seminarists at the table was not enough to fill even
the radius of the circular table and to my disbelief, I was suddenly recognized
and requested to come to the front though by no stretch of spreading myself
thin, I could have filled the rest of the chairs.
The proceedings started with an apology
from the organizer for the delay, citing the chaotic traffic on the roads as
the villain that brought a wry smile, a sneer and a mournful ‘ha’ from the
celebrities. Then there was an interminably long speech by the chairperson
reading out of the printed papers (that had already been circulated to everyone
in the audience) about the scope and objectives of the seminar. As the speaker
droned on, it was time for the tea boy to make his appearance. He came deftly
juggling a tray in one hand with cups and plates-with ‘chai’and samosa, cashewnuts
and biscuits with the other hand carrying two jugs of coffee and tea. I was
fascinated by his deft handling of the jugs –a four finger exercise and
wondered why there was such a fuss about Ekalavya who was asked by Dronacharya
to sever his thumb.
. The eyes of the seminarists were diverted
from the concept paper to the cup and plates with someone thanking the
organizer for such a thoughtful idea of not breaking for tea and allowing the
group to attend simultaneously to the twin tasks of energizing the mind and the
body.
Amidst the tea cups and samosas, the
chairperson concluded his speech saying the house was open for discussion. He
looked well pleased with his hour long speech ,grtaified with the polite
clapping of hands and wisely turned to those
who were sipping tea (and not munching the eats) to come forward to lend their words of wisdom.
All were unanimous in singing paeans to the organizers for their wisdom and
foresight in organizing a seminar on the topic of the times and its great
relevance to society and nation and how they were really not well equipped to
speak though they could not refuse the
kind solicitation of the chairperson and would therefore make a brief
observation. I noticed that during these ‘brief’ observations everyone else was
furiously scribbling on their notepads that were given to them in an attractive
Rajasthani cloth folder. My neighbor
nudged me and asked me slyly whether I intended taking the notepad to my
grandchildren as I had not used it. I smiled vacantly as I did not understand
this quirkish remark. He continued in a low tone that everyone unlike me was
busy writing out his/her own intervention and that I should also get ready without wasting
my time listening to the speeches. His remarks made me look around and recognize in Keatsian language ‘the weariness, fever and the fret of men(and women) who sit and hear each other groan till their time
came to offer their pearls of wisdom.
It was well past the lunch hour and I was
the only one at the table who had not lent my smart wisecrack. Even as everyone
started closing their folders and fidgeting, out of courtesy, the Chairperson
called out my name as the last speaker of the day. Since everyone had rehearsed
their speech when others were speaking, I felt discomfited to speak out of an
empty notepad. I felt as foolish as Alfred Prufrock. Eliot’s lines blocked my
thought process and kept hammering as words dried in my mouth.
My stiff starched saree, my neck hanging
loosely from the chin
Do I dare
To spit out all the butt-ends of
my days and ways?
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